New Zealand is going much too smoothly - everything is slightly too easy. It's making me uneasy.
Take my check in at Wellington airport: all done myself, and then I dropped my bag off on the carousel. No naffing about with a person, no stupid questions, bang, done. Pardon the bad taste pun. There's a security thing at each gate so you don't stand around waiting for half an hour, and because its an internal flight I barely have to hang around. Too easy indeed!
The Air New Zealand safety video is totally worth flying with them for too. At the moment, to promote this year's rugby world cup there, the video features the All Blacks messing about on a plane. I've never encountered a funny safety vid before so something feels amiss, especially when a female passenger needs air because she rubs up against of the the heftier (and to be fair, mad sexy) players.
"Tighten your seatbelt around your waist. Not tight enough to make your legs go numb, but snug around your hips."
"If you need to exit the plane, you can find your way to the doors even if its All Black by following the lights on the floor."
Amazing.
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